Vita-Tonic
One bottle of Vita-Tonic, rapidly consumed, will magnify your strength and endurance for one hour per ounce. You (or your henchmen) will be strong enough to rip through a reinforced combat tank, and nothing shy of depleted uranium rounds will piece your skin. You will not get tired or sleepy.
Contra-indications
Do not take with Love Potion #10. Testing has resulted in Priapism, Shattered-heart, Irritable Harem Syndrome, and Double-Priapism.
$7.00Price