Power Pets

Owning an animal leaves an impression. Here is a breakdown of what the animals in your life say about you.

Dogs

Man's best friend. There are many breeds, and many pitfalls.

Dogs are an excellent way to show your humanity, to help lower people's guard against you. They can also be trained to sniff out intruders and as last-resort bodyguards.

However, avoid "adorable" breeds. No pugs, no poodles, no chihuahuas.

Cats

Ideal for the elegant or insane Bad Guy.

Fish

Suitable only if you commit to large tanks of exotic fish across your home, office, or lair.

A bowl of goldfish will make you look like a guppy.

Birds

Connotes an air of eccentricity. Any breed or amount will do. Whether you have a single parakeet on your desk or an aviary filled with exotic fowl, this animal leaves and impression.